I mean, I guess I’ve had worse days.
Can we just discuss how incredibly excited I am to see @thefaintofficial / @toddthefink next month? #goodenoughtoeat #doomabuse #mpls #fineline





Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"


I am without a life partner once again. So I guess I’m free to do nothing forever

"I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off."

- Tyler Durden, Fight Club

(screenplay by Jim Uhls, novel by Chuck Palahniuk)

Shorts shorter than your dick. #gratuitous #thunderthighs #neverendingscummer #jbww

Maybe I will feel better if I get dressed. #whereismyothershoe #wherearemykeys #whatamess